I got a new windshield washer fluid reservoir

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
11/21/2016 at 12:12 • Filed to: None

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It came with some free whiskey in it.

I’ve never heard of this parts company before but I already like them.

In all seriousness, a new jug would be -20$

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This way I get some booze out of it.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Justino6969 > My bird IS the word
11/21/2016 at 12:18

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Resourcefulness at it’s finest. Keep the whiskey in it, and it will be perfect for melting snow off your windshield.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Justino6969
11/21/2016 at 12:20

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Eww but then it will get all sticky. I prefer using it for a different reason: helping to forget that my project car isn’t broke as shit.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Justino6969
11/21/2016 at 12:23

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Even better:

Fill reservoir with whiskey

Attach hose, nozzle, switch, and battery

Squirt into mouth.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > My bird IS the word
11/21/2016 at 12:26

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I have yet to determine the appeal of Fireball and its imitators. People kept giving me shots of this crap at my wedding and it was atrocious. I drank it anyway, because it would be bad form for me as a groom to turn down free shots. Maybe people like it because it tastes like crap?


Kinja'd!!! Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Justino6969
11/21/2016 at 12:30

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Knew a guy in HS who plumbed his washer fluid line into the glove box and would mix drinks with a spray of the washer button. Always shook my head (left right) at the deviousness and shook my head (up down) at the ingenuity.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Textured Soy Protein
11/21/2016 at 12:40

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Fireball is really bad whiskey. It’s also the best when you are inexperienced at drinking, since all you can taste is the cinnamon.

JD is better and it mixes well with coke and the like. I probably would have just got the regular stuff but I thought the tennessee fire would go better with the whole “firebird” thing.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
11/21/2016 at 12:45

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Star for Generations clip.


Kinja'd!!! Scimitar7 > Textured Soy Protein
11/21/2016 at 12:47

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One of my favorite Star Trek scenes!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Takuro Spirit
11/21/2016 at 12:49

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The best part of Generations is how they slowly transition characters from TNG-style uniforms to early DS9/Voyager style uniforms throughout the movie. It’s all a mishmash. Data and Geordi have the TNG uniforms in this clip, but by the end of the movie, Data’s got the new hotness:

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein
11/21/2016 at 13:01

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I thought it was Geordi’s nipples, in a scene that they later cut from the DVD release.


Kinja'd!!! TheJMan92 > My bird IS the word
11/21/2016 at 14:52

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I second this! Tried fireball, bad. Tried JD Fire, good. Now my second favorite drink behind maple whiskey (Sortilège).


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > My bird IS the word
11/21/2016 at 17:33

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Repurposing is the best purposing.